Wednesday, March 17, 2010

Nice little lessons

1. Once, all villagers decided to pray for rain, on the day of prayer all the People gathered but only one boy came with an umbrella...

THAT'S FAITH


2. When you throw a baby in the air, she laughs because she knows you will catch her...

THAT'S TRUST



3.Every night we go to bed, without any assurance of being alive the next Morning but still we set the alarms in our watch to wake up...

THAT'S HOPE


4. We plan big things for tomorrow in spite of zero knowledge of the future or having any certainty of uncertainties...

THAT'S CONFIDENCE


5. We see the world suffering. We know there is every possibility of same or similar things happening to us. But still we get married??...


THAT'S OVER CONFIDENCE..isn't it ;)


wat a match btw KXI punjab nd RCB !! kallis nd uthappa wer awesome :) UGADI's special (taste) from RCB :)

Monday, March 8, 2010

ENGINEERING Vs MANAGEMENT

Man in a hot air balloon realized he was lost. He reduced altitude and

spotted a man below. He descended a bit more and shouted, 'Excuse me

sir, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour

ago but I don't know where I am.'



The man below replied, 'You're in a hot air balloon hovering

approximately 30 feet above the ground. You're between 40 and 41

degrees north latitude and between 59 and 60 degrees west longitude.'



'You must be an engineer,' said the balloonist.



'I am', replied the man. 'How did you know?'



'Well, answered the balloonist, 'everything you told me is technically

correct, but I've no idea what to make of your information, and the

fact is I'm still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help to me at

all. If anything, you've delayed my trip even more.'



The man below responded, 'You must be in management.'



'I am,' replied the balloonist, 'but, how did you know?'



'Well,' said the man, 'You don't know where you are, or where you're

going. You have risen to where you are, due to a large quantity of hot

air within. You made a promise, which you've no idea how to keep, and

you expect people beneath you, to solve your problems, and you are

prompt to blame others for your fate and stupid deeds!!!!!